Mild Mannered Reviews - Smallville Comics
Smallville: Lantern - Chapter #12
Released Digitally: May 29, 2014"Lantern" - Part 12
Writer: Bryan Q. Miller
Penciller: Marcio Takara
Inker: Marcio Takara
Reviewed by: Matt Schorr
Superman rescues the escaped Arkham Asylum villains while John Stewart distracts Parallax, who insists earth has enough fear to feed him forever. Stewart lures the cosmic entity into a junkyard and smashes the left side of its head/face with a wrecking ball. Parallax is about to counterattack when a space whale (...yeah) appears and, with an assist from Superman, banishes the entity to its home - the one thing it feared.
In the aftermath, the remaining Green Lanterns reevaluate their mission parameters. The Corps will endure, Stewart tells Clark later on, but no one will be conscripted against their will again. Clark reunites with Lois to help cover the latest breaking story: Green Arrow's return to crime-fighting.
Speaking of Green Arrow, Oliver Queen and Chloe enjoy a happy reunion.
Lex Luthor and Otis Berg, however, aren't so lucky. Lex returns home without any Lantern-related info from the Justice Society mansion. He tells Otis he needs the individuals who wore Yellow Lantern rings, who are currently in prison, to be a part of a team he wants to create.
Story - 1: So... that happened.
Our heroes get the upper hand, then a giant space whale appears and makes the bad guy vanish. And it happens in roughly five pages. (Granted, action is a bit truncated in digital comics, but still.)
I've admitted before I'm not very knowledgeable of Green Lantern characters. (The only non-human I know is Mogo.) So maybe this space whale is a regular for the GL faithful. But if this guy made any appearances in THIS story before now, it can't have been very prominently. I remember the chipmunk showing up in a panel or two, but not this guy.
This is the most disappointing issue I've read in this series. More disappointing than the Harbinger finale. More disappointing than Olympus. And it's not because it's worse than either of those stories. In fact, it's just the opposite. Until now, it was much better than those stories. It was better than Alien, more enjoyable than Effigy, a cut above Haunted. The list could go one quite a bit.
Or it would. Had it not been for this issue.
I'm reminded of the much-derided World of New Krypton saga not long ago. To hear people tell it today, it was the stupidest, worst conceived storyline ever created in the history of Superman comics. But go back and read the reviews of the time (seriously, they're still archived here), and many praised it as one of the best things they were reading. That all changed around the time they concluded it with War of the Supermen, the worst finale in the history of ever.
Yeah, this is kind of like that.
I criticized the wonkiness of the Green Lantern continuity synching up with Smallville's, because... well... it didn't. But apart from that little hiccup, this was a darn good story. The best I've had the pleasure of reviewing. (Granted, I've only reviewed three so far.) And that's what makes this finale so disappointing. Ten mostly good issues (there was a bad apple or two) are forever foreshadowed by an extremely lackluster ending.
Even the epilogues were dull. Oliver returns from fighting Prometheus (remember him?) to Chloe, and... wait for it... she's happy to see him. Did we need more than one or two panels for that? And Lex returns from the Justice Society Mansion with... you'll never guess... nothing. Not even a hint at explanation as to what Alan Scott's association is to the Green Lantern Corps. Seriously, a simple "He's not one" would've at least been something. I could even settle for, "I'm still working on it." But no.
I think I'm one of the more forgiving reviewers around here. I like intelligent, thought-provoking stories, and I also unapologetically like big, dumb popcorn fests. This was neither. This was... something else.
Art - 4: I know I ragged on him showing up out of nowhere, but that space whale looked amazing.
Cover Art - N/A:
Mild Mannered Reviews
2014
Note: Except for digital first releases, the month dates are from the issue covers, not the actual date when the comic went on sale.January 2014
- Action Comics #25
- Superman #25
- Superman Unchained #5
- Batman/Superman #5
- Superman/Wonder Woman #2
- Superboy #25
- Supergirl #25
- Justice League #25
- Teen Titans #25
- Earth 2 #17
- Forever Evil #3
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #28 (Digital Comic Book)
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #29 (Digital Comic Book)
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #30 (Digital Comic Book)
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #31 (Digital Comic Book)
- Injustice: Gods Among Us Annual #1
- Smallville: Titans - Chapter #3 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Alien - Chapter #1 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Alien - Chapter #2 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Alien - Chapter #3 (Digital Comic Book)
- Justice League Beyond 2.0 - Chapter #7 (Digital Comic Book)
- Justice League Beyond 2.0 - Chapter #8 (Digital Comic Book)
- Action Comics #26
- Superman #26
- Batman/Superman #6
- Superman/Wonder Woman #3
- Superboy #26
- Supergirl #26
- Justice League #26
- Teen Titans #26
- Earth 2 #18
- Forever Evil #4
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #32 (Digital Comic Book)
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #33 (Digital Comic Book)
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #34 (Digital Comic Book)
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #35 (Digital Comic Book)
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #36 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Titans - Chapter #4 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Alien - Chapter #4 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Alien - Chapter #5 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Alien - Chapter #6 (Digital Comic Book)
- Justice League Beyond 2.0 - Chapter #9 (Digital Comic Book)
- DC Universe vs. Masters of the Universe #3
- Action Comics #27
- Superman #27
- Batman/Superman #7
- Superman/Wonder Woman #4
- Superboy #27
- Supergirl #27
- Justice League #27
- Teen Titans #27
- Earth 2 #19
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #37 (Digital Comic Book)
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #38 (Digital Comic Book)
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #39 (Digital Comic Book)
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #40 (Digital Comic Book)
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #1
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #2
- Smallville: Harbinger - Chapter #1 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Harbinger - Chapter #2 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Harbinger - Chapter #3 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Harbinger - Chapter #4 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Alien - Chapter #7 (Digital Comic Book)
- Justice League Beyond 2.0 - Chapter #10 (Digital Comic Book)
- Justice League Beyond 2.0 - Chapter #11 (Digital Comic Book)
- Justice League Beyond 2.0 - Chapter #12 (Digital Comic Book)
- DC Universe vs. Masters of the Universe #4
- Action Comics #28
- Superman #28
- Superman: Lois Lane #1
- Batman/Superman #8
- World's Finest #20
- Superman/Wonder Woman #5
- Superboy #28
- Supergirl #28
- Justice League #28
- Teen Titans #28
- Earth 2 #20
- Forever Evil #5
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #41 (Digital Comic Book)
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #42 (Digital Comic Book)
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #43 (Digital Comic Book)
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #44 (Digital Comic Book)
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #3
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #4
- Smallville: Alien - Chapter #8 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Alien - Chapter #9 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Alien - Chapter #10 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Alien - Chapter #11 (Digital Comic Book)
- Justice League Beyond 2.0 - Chapter #13 (Digital Comic Book)
- Justice League Beyond 2.0 - Chapter #14 (Digital Comic Book)
- DC Universe vs. Masters of the Universe #5
- Action Comics #29
- Superman #29
- Batman/Superman Annual #1
- Superman/Wonder Woman #6
- Superman Unchained #6
- Superboy #29
- Supergirl #29
- Green Lantern #28/Red Lanterns #28
- Red Lanterns #29
- Justice League #29
- Teen Titans #29
- Earth 2 #21
- Forever Evil #6
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #45 (Digital Comic Book)
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #46 (Digital Comic Book)
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #47 (Digital Comic Book)
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #48 (Digital Comic Book)
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #5
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #6
- Smallville: Alien - Chapter #12 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Lantern - Chapter #1 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Lantern - Chapter #2 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Lantern - Chapter #3 (Digital Comic Book)
- Justice League Beyond 2.0 - Chapter #15 (Digital Comic Book)
- Justice League Beyond 2.0 - Chapter #16 (Digital Comic Book)
- DC Universe vs. Masters of the Universe #6
- Action Comics #30
- Superman #30
- Superman/Wonder Woman #7
- Batman/Superman #9
- World's Finest #21
- Superboy #30
- Supergirl #30
- Red Lanterns #30
- Teen Titans #30
- Earth 2 #22
- Trinity of Sin: The Phantom Stranger #18
- Secret Origins #1
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #49 (Digital Comic Book)
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #50 (Digital Comic Book)
- Adventures of Superman - Chapter #51 (Digital Comic Book)
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #7
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #8
- Smallville: Lantern - Chapter #4 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Lantern - Chapter #5 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Lantern - Chapter #6 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Lantern - Chapter #7 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Lantern - Chapter #8 (Digital Comic Book)
- Justice League Beyond 2.0 - Chapter #17 (Digital Comic Book)
- Justice League Beyond 2.0 - Chapter #18 (Digital Comic Book)
- Justice League Beyond 2.0 - Chapter #19 (Digital Comic Book)
- Batman/Superman #10
- Superman: Doomed #1
- Action Comics #31 (Doomed)
- Superman/Wonder Woman #8 (Doomed)
- Batman/Superman #11 (Doomed)
- Superman #31 (Doomed)
- Teen Titans Annual #3
- Superboy #31
- Supergirl #31
- Red Lanterns #31
- Forever Evil #7
- Justice League #30
- Earth 2 #23
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #9
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #10
- Smallville: Lantern - Chapter #9 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Lantern - Chapter #10 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Lantern - Chapter #11 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Lantern - Chapter #12 (Digital Comic Book)
- Justice League Beyond 2.0 - Chapter #20 (Digital Comic Book)
- Justice League Beyond 2.0 - Chapter #21 (Digital Comic Book)
- Action Comics #32 (Doomed)
- Superman/Wonder Woman #9 (Doomed)
- Batman/Superman #12
- Superman #32
- Superboy #32
- Supergirl #32
- Justice League #31
- Earth 2 #24
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #11
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #12
- Smallville: Chaos - Chapter #1 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Chaos - Chapter #2 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Chaos - Chapter #3 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Chaos - Chapter #4 (Digital Comic Book)
- Justice League Beyond 2.0 - Chapter #22 (Digital Comic Book)
- Justice League Beyond 2.0 - Chapter #23 (Digital Comic Book)
- Action Comics #33 (Doomed)
- Superman/Wonder Woman #10 (Doomed)
- Superman Unchained #7
- Superman #33
- Superboy #33
- Supergirl #33
- Justice League #32
- Earth 2 #25
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #13
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #14
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #15
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #16
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #17
- Smallville: Chaos - Chapter #5 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Chaos - Chapter #6 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Chaos - Chapter #7 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Chaos - Chapter #8 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Chaos - Chapter #9 (Digital Comic Book)
- Justice League Beyond 2.0 - Chapter #24 (Digital Comic Book) [Final Issue]
- Superman/Wonder Woman Annual #1 (Doomed)
- Action Comics Annual #3 (Doomed)
- Action Comics #34 (Doomed)
- Superman/Wonder Woman #11 (Doomed)
- Superman #34
- Batman/Superman #13
- Superboy #34
- Supergirl #34
- Justice League #33
- Earth 2 #26
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #18
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #19
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #20
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #21
- Smallville: Chaos - Chapter #10 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Chaos - Chapter #11 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Chaos - Chapter #12 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Continuity - Chapter #1 (Digital Comic Book)
- Action Comics: Futures End #1
- Superman: Futures End #1
- Superman Unchained #8
- Superboy: Futures End #1
- Supergirl: Futures End #1
- Justice League United: Futures End #1
- Justice League: Futures End #1
- Batman/Superman: Futures End #1
- Superman/Wonder Woman: Futures End #1
- Superman: Doomed #2
- Justice League #34
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #22
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #23
- Injustice: Year Two - Chapter #24
- Smallville: Continuity - Chapter #2 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Continuity - Chapter #3 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Continuity - Chapter #4 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Continuity - Chapter #5 (Digital Comic Book)
- Action Comics #35
- Batman/Superman #14
- Batman/Superman #15
- Superman/Wonder Woman #12
- Superman #35
- Supergirl #35
- Justice League #35
- Injustice: Year Two Annual #1
- Injustice: Year Three - Chapter #1
- Injustice: Year Three - Chapter #2
- Injustice: Year Three - Chapter #3
- Injustice: Year Three - Chapter #4
- Injustice: Year Three - Chapter #5
- Smallville: Continuity - Chapter #6 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Continuity - Chapter #7 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Continuity - Chapter #8 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Continuity - Chapter #9 (Digital Comic Book)
- Smallville: Continuity - Chapter #10 (Digital Comic Book)
Back to the Mild Mannered Reviews contents page.
Check out the Comic Index Lists for the complete list of Superman-related comics published in 2014.